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FLAWED ADVENTURES PRIMATE1

Everybody has stories of horrible pet deaths.

For my fifth swimming lesson I was thrown in at the deep end.

It seemed like the end of the world.

I dreamed my parents were aliens. Too frightened to sleep...

17 days after I was born, the then Prime Minister of Australia went swimming and was never seen again.

BYE BYE HAROLD HOLT

Every night little elves came and run their fingers through my hair making elflocks.

My auntie let me have one of her budgies. Lucy was beautiful.

When I found the black bikini-bottoms on the jetty, it was pretty easy to guess who they belonged to.

STRANGERS IN TOWN

Step on a crack, break your mothers back.

STEP ON A CRACK

It is easy when you are going down steep stairs, to imagine yourself tumbling, falling, perhaps flying.

We always had lots of pets growing up. They always died horribly.

Every night my mum used to send me down to the laundry to get peas out of the deep freeze.

Step on a crack, break your mothers back.

Travelling North in the family van, building sandcastles. Lots of sandcastles.

I OWN THE BEACH

We used to keep chooks when I was growing up mostly little bantams.

Lindas nose was full of snit. Filled to the brim with a hard yellow green crust.

SNOT EAT IT WHEN ITS HOT

A silly comic drawn left handed whilst waiting for Tig to make dinner.

Never lick the ice_tray.

The last time I tried punching anyone was in 5th class.

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